Does anyone else have to eat all the broken pretzel pieces before they can start eating the whole ones?

It would seem we've been doing it wrong all this time. The proper way to procreate is to go to the Dole Make Baby link on their website.

Brian's in the bathroom right off to my left. As far as I know there's not reading material in there, but I just heard him start laughing uncontrollably.

Sometimes it's fun being married to a giant kid. :)

Oh, I do love this bastard.

I didn't fully understand the definition of hypocrite! I was under the impression that it just meant saying that you believe one thing, but doing another. In fact, it implies that you're trying to push your beliefs onto others, while at the same time not practicing them yourself. So, a preacher who says on the pulpit that strippers are sinful, ( Read more... )

We're doing this team thing that's totally not relevant to the story here, but basically we're divided into teams, and I was on the black team. One of the other women wasn't sure about that, so when we're dividing into groups she comes up to us an asks, "Are we... black?"

And no one got it! I was so very unhappy.

Okay, I'm going to risk ridicule by posting this, but so be it ( Read more... )

While in the air, I passed over the happiest little lake bed in the world. I'm pretty sure it's in Colorado.


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First off I'm making this friends only, because I don't know if Sarah & Jason want me to share these pictures with the whole world ( Read more... )